littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

yomamasalizard:

Brid
clarabunny:


my friend found this on the inside of her juice cap we’d both like an explanation

clarabunny:

my friend found this on the inside of her juice cap we’d both like an explanation

pemsylvania:

stay away from my children

pemsylvania:

stay away from my children

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

nallycat:

make shorter posts im too lazy to read

dutchster:

roachpatrol:

nentindo:

there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden

these sound completely legit

punk2007:

(in the 1600’s) you gotta carrier pigeon?

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons.