kanyewesticle:


how the fuck did i get here

kanyewesticle:

how the fuck did i get here

seedy:

when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it 

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audize:

Who the hell is dale

audize:

Who the hell is dale

irenigg:

ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.

virginitity:

a true hero

virginitity:

a true hero

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

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ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

octillerize:

real big fan of the tumblr message system, absolutely love shooting carefully composed messages into the void without any evidence of receipt on the other end

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”