An elegant meal for one, tonight.
my friend found this on the inside of her juice cap we’d both like an explanation
stay away from my children
me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet
make shorter posts im too lazy to read
there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden
these sound completely legit
(in the 1600’s) you gotta carrier pigeon?
This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons.