how the fuck did i get here
when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it
Who the hell is dale
ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.
a true hero
Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?
Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…
no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick
real big fan of the tumblr message system, absolutely love shooting carefully composed messages into the void without any evidence of receipt on the other end