definitely not porn

peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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questlon:

i broke up with my gym
we were just not working out

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

officialunitedstates:

Why do some trucks have those big lights on the roof of the car?  Where are they going that is so dark?  They exploring caves in their car?  Going up to outer space? 

iamwizz:

someone catfish me plz so i can get on Mtv and promote my mixtape

vesley:

my whole life

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When I gain new followers

romp2:

algae-orlando-bloom:

the fifth graders drew me weird shit at work

i love it